The following short quiz
consists of 4 questions and will
tell you whether you are
qualified to be a
professional. Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are
NOT that difficult. But don't
scroll down UNTIL you have
answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe
into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the
refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the
door. This question tests
whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated
way.
2. How do you put an elephant
into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the
refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the
refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and
close the door. This tests your
ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous
actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an
animal conference. All the
animals attend.... except
one. Which animal does not
attend?
Correct Answer: The
Elephant. The elephant is in
the refrigerator. You just put
him in there. This tests your
memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer
the first three questions
correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your true
abilities.
4. There is a river you must
cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have
a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into
the river and swim across. Have
you not been listening? All the
crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests
whether you learn quickly from
your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting
Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got
all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting
says this
conclusively disproves the
theory that most professionals
have the brains of a
four-year-old.